I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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