oh god the rape fog is back!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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