Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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