umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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