I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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