Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Randomize