I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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