So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Fuck appropriateness.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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