Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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