why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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