got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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