hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish i was in the wii world.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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