hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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