My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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