Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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