I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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