Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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