You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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