It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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