He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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