matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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