I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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