all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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