with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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