So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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