Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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