and i looked up. we had an audience...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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