I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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