so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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