Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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