No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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