i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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