No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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