Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
How's work?
Spinning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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