I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
