Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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