You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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