i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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