i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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