yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
