I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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