I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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