no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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