We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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