I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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