You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she told me i tasted like america
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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