hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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