That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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