How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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