My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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