Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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