i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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