it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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