I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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