I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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