At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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